WHAT AM I DOING?

I'm going on an adventure. An adventure that involves lemons, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water. I will drink 6-12 glasses of this concoction a day for a trial of ten days. If at the ten day mark I feel like extending the experiment, I will do so.

This "Lemonade Diet" promises:

• To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body.

• To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.

• To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.

• To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.

• To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.

• To build a healthy blood stream.

• To keep youth and elasticity regardless of our years.

• To lose a shit ton of weight.

OK, so I added that last bullet point. I have heard that you lose a considerable amount of weight though so we will see if it lives up to its hype.

Along with the 6-12 glasses of spicy and syrupy lemonade, I will be drinking an herbal laxative tea first thing in the morning and before bed at night. The laxative tea is aiding the elimination of toxins in my body.

I will also be photographing myself every few days to show results.

Let the adventure begin!